Monday, June 28, 2010

Fun With Voice Recognition Software!

Hi! I thought it’d be a good idea to post an ad with voice recognition software! Here it goes! Wish me luck! The

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I can do a really, really good Sean Connery impression. I like screwdrivers because you get orange juice and vodka up all at the same time. If you haven’t already noticed this is my first foray into voice recognition software.

Sometimes a understands what I say at other times it likes to say that I like bass birds as my favorite movie of all time. When in reality star wars is my favorite movie of all time.;: -_* * * * *
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I think that it is and now a good ID a two list my likes and dislikes: I like brunettes. I like redheads. I like a pink wrist bands. This is not a deal breaker. Wow! I cannot believe got my computer is starting to finally recognize my not all together on pleasant voice. It looks like I spoke much too soon and that glorious masters. In a glorious bass birds. Bass thirds. Bass cards. * not thin asterisks you idiot!

It would appear that humans are a a lot smarter than are computer can’t patriots calm the patriot compatriot lo. You idiot!

Let me see if my computer can accurately reproduce my wonderful poetry:

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(Crap! It’s about time that I threw in the towel – I’m starting to yell at my computer. That’s a bad sign.).